July 2010
2 posts
dontcatchstars.tumblr.com
Follow it. wallow in its awesomeness. It’ll give ya eternal youth* :3
*some claims on this post are meant for promotional purposes only. do not take them literally. unless you live in a sea urchin. but then you’d have no internet. so you’d have no life. so nevermind.
HEEERRREEES SAMMY!
IM BACK MUTHAFUGGAHS!
got busted for shoplifting but thats alright. CUZ IM ALIVE AND WELL WITH NEW MEDICATION AND A REALLY SHORT HAIRCUT IN THE SHAPE OF FAUXHAWK-NESS-NESS. OH YEAH!
April 2010
26 posts
AH LUV ME SUM FETUS
SavvySublime: According to the government, →
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
emmztheemazing:
…
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I get skinnier
…
Then I will glue you back together...
SavvySublime: According to the government, →
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
emmztheemazing:
…
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I get skinnier
…
Then I will glue you back together while pouring melted ice cream down...
SavvySublime: According to the government, →
emmztheemazing:
emmztheemazing:
…
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I get skinnier
…
Then I will glue you back together while pouring melted ice cream down your throat :]
you. suck.
I wrote this
And the wind blew ferociously, whipping my hair to my face. As I spared a glance down, I saw the black waters awaiting my arrival, none too patiently. Smashing against the bridge’s foundations, I feared it would collapse before I jumped. But I soothed myself unconciously; this was the Golden Gate bridge. Surely it had been through more terrible storms than this.
But, alas, I spoke too soon. The...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD...
According to the government,
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
IIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SH
Porcelain..
Porcelain Are you wasting away in your skin Are you missing the love of your kin Drifting and floating and fading away Porcelain Do you smell like a girl when you smile Can you bear not to share with your child Drifting and floating and fading away Little lune All day Little lune Porcelain Do you carry the moon in your womb Someone said that you’re fading too soon Drifting and floating and...
According to the government,
I am .4 BMI away from being considered anorexic. I am 5’ 1” and weigh 95lbs on a good day. I intend to make it to 89lbs in seven days.
Swine Flu
Me: SAMMY! SWINE FLU!
Sammy: WHERE?!?!?!?!
Me: BEHIND YOU!!! *points, screams, and hides under a chair*
Sammy: . . . I actually looked.
Me: *Histaricle laughter*
March 2010
15 posts
Why is it..
that all my relationships turn out like poo?
Seriously. I know some people who want to be in a SERIOUS relationship with me, but I can’t do that because I’ll hurt them. I mean, I’ve got a list- A LIST- of guys and girls who want to be with me, but just so they can say they’re my boy/girlfriend. And then I’ve got another list of people who want it to be serious.
Sammy
emmztheemazing:
IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
problem solved. I be single.
Hickie
On my neck. From a guy. WEIRD. But thank goodness for makeup. PHEW.
But yeah. He liked to bite. I like to be bitten. So we hooked up. I don’t even LIKE guys unless they’re good kissers. This one sucked. Wasn’t turned on in the slightest. Not even when he touched me.
Heh.
Im gonna go watch children. . . . .
emmztheemazing:
NOT HOW IT SOUNDS!! XD
CAN I COME!?!? Oh wait. Just saw the description… Nevermind… ):
1/4 Crazy: SO. EMILY. →
showercapclowns:
…
SURPRISINGLY!, I have only been in one fight here and thats only because she was stupid. Her name is Nicole (EASTMANS TWIN BUT 4 TIMES WORSE) And she said that she doesnt believe in dinosaurse because “God wouldnt create something that would harm his greatest art.” and I…
I MISS YOU! D:
“I’ve been to the motherfuckin’ mountain top.”
– Eminem- “Shake That” Explicit
I LOVE EMINEM.
“SHAKE THAT” New favorite gang banger song. “I like good pussy and i like good tree. Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe.”
SO. EMILY.
How many fights have YOU been in this year? Eastman’s bony ass isn’t under my foot yet, but it’ll soon change if she doesn’t shut the fuck up about my religious preferences. Mrs. Wolf STILL treats me differently because of it..
Lesbisk
Thanks for following me. I’d like to see what you look like minus printer paper and hair product container.
Is the world like a person?
Does it have a mind of it’s own?
I’d become a terrorist just to blow the whole thing up if it did.
BAHAHAH
Single. Again.
Thank you, “door” like tendencies.
Thanks to me for being an amazing player. (:
Bring on the girls.
February 2010
20 posts
Why, yes.
Yes, I have had a countdown to the very last day of school since week one.
Haven’t you?
KYLE IS MAKING MUFFINS 8D
emmztheemazing:
showercapclowns:
emmztheemazing:
Normaly I dont care what Kyle does but, his muffins baking abilities are amazing
O.O PLEASE Emily, PLEASE, Go back and re-read this. And EDIT.
XD YOUR PERV! XD Better?
SO MUCH BETTER.
KYLE IS MAKING MUFFINS 8D
emmztheemazing:
Normaly I dont care what Kyle does but, his muffins are amazing
O.O PLEASE Emily, PLEASE, Go back and re-read this. And EDIT.
